Name: The Stretchanator
Height: 6'1
Weight: 165
From: Unknown

An arrogant and self absorbed associate of Myron Farkley, The Stretchanator is a narcissist who looks to stretch accounting and finance professionals thin. Extremely skinny with "lobster arms", The Stretchanator has great strength and is able to extend his arms to great lengths in order to stretch you out. He preys on professionals who already have a large workload, so that they are weakened enough to be stretched so thin they eventually burn out. Thus ensuring that none of your tasks are met.  Known for his cocky and arrogant swagger, The Stretchanator enters your workplace and adds distractions and multiple tasks to your already lengthy task list.

A typical Stretchanator situation unfolds like this: a stressed out accounting and finance professional has too much on their plate. Projects are mounting and distractions and tasks are occupying their time. Seeing that they're fragile and stressed out, The Stretchanator enters the scene to stretch them even more thin by further distracting them with mundane tasks. All of this leaves them dejected and burned out.

Should you be stricken by The Stretchanator it is recommended that you contact SolomonEdwardsGroup (SEG) immediately. SEG has access to the top accounting and finance Super Resources. Our Super Resources hit the ground running from day one ensuring that you meet your deadlines, accomplish your objectives, and stay on target.

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